Nadchan: ARAGORN! I CHOOSE YOU! *throws ball and sexy ranger pops out*
Me: Legolas used Charm. Aragorn's atatck fell.
Nadchan: Aragorn used strip. Super dazzl---I mean, effective.
Me: Legolas is dazed. Legolas used Sweet Kiss. It's super-effective. Aragorn became confused.
Nadchan: Aragorn's confusion has cleared up. Aragorn has used Shove Tongue Down Throat. Possibly effective.
Me: Legolas used Destiny Bond. Aragorn is now bound to Legolas.
Nadchan: Aragorn is bound. And smug. Legolas wins. (As does Aragorn)
Brilliantly pointless 



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